Slender James Classic Enduro - CTRL ALT DeLITE! - September 23rd, 2023
CEDAERO, SpokeNGear Cyclery, Cedar Coffee Company, Daytripper of Duluth, Advanced Trail Designs, Embark Maple, Excuse Cookies, and Continental Ski and Bike proudly present:
<<<<< The SLENDER JAMES CLASSIC ENDURO - 2023 - CTRL-ALT-DeLITE >>>>>
CALLING ALL ENDURANCE BRETHREN, STAMINA SIBLINGS, and all PERSEVERANCE SISTERS. Come rattle some sense into yourself... AGAIN!
An equivocal day to race
A digital data chase
Enter bicycle cyber space
Channel the early internet age through the most ridiculous cycling fiasco north of Proctor! Strap a printer to your rack, cyber with your friends as you send it through the air; we shall EMBODY THE ALMIGHTY FAX MACHINE together! Not even NEO HIMSELF may be able to save your mainframe in this hacked-together rolling cyber disaster!
Saturday, SEPTEMBER 23rd 2023
KEENE CREEK PARK
11am
FREE registration, SUGGESTED DONATION $15 (just to cover permit and insurance costs!)
If that's a stretch right now, we still want you there!
REGISTER HERE!
Meet at the Keene Creek Park lot on the corner of Bristol St. and 63rd Ave. W. (see map below!). MEETUP/REGISTRATION HERE:
PARKING IS VERY LIMITED AT THE PARK. Consider parking in the surrounding neighborhood or riding to the event! There is plenty of street parking in the surrounding area.
11:00am same-day registration/meet-and-greet/motivational speech.
12:00pm roll-out to first stage!
Awards and food to follow!
THREE CLASSES:
VINTAGE CLASS: Bike simply must be 2008 and older.
RIGID CLASS: Bike must have NO suspension.
20" WHEEL CLASS: At least one wheel must be 20"
Questions? text (918) 308-WHEE
Same-day registration/number pickup will also be available.
HOT COFFEE from Cedar Coffee Company beforehand. SLENDEROUS PRIZES from CEDAERO, SPOKENGEAR and EMBARK MAPLE afterwards. Meet-and-greet with SLENDER JAMES and the CEDAERO HAMMSPACKING TEAM. GUARANTEED shenanigans.
STAGES:
(approximate) COURSE IS POSTED HERE!!
LOWER KEENE
DWP
FAIRMOUNT
Questions? text (918) 308-WHEE